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Why are your shirts so tyte?
We eat three servings of fresh PWNcake twice a day. This helps with the creative process.
Can I have 12 free shirts?
Yes, yes you can.

We simply need the lands of your forefathers, this season’s crops, and your firstborn.

How do you get the ideas for your shirts?
Lucky Charms – They’re magically delicious!
Do you want to hang out sometime?
I do.

Bret doesn’t like people.

What forms of payment do you accept?

We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal.

How secure is this store?

This store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available).

Do I need a PayPal account to purchase from this store?

No, you are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. Although if you already have a PayPal account you may use it.